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I’ve got a boner for murder!

(Source: ichidou)


i was at the gym today and this girl noticed me bench pressing 800lbs and said “wow you’re so strong and sexy, i gotta show my friend this” next thing i know, every girl in the gym(and even some guys) were staring in awe at me bench pressing 10483lbs for 30 reps. needless to say, all of the girls were soaking wet and wanted me to have sex with them but i turned them down because cardio kills gains

(via sept-11th-masturbation-station)

The universe will be mine!

(Source: ichidou)



Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa
  • Naruto Phase


(Source: retropastel, via aya-kashino)


send this to ur crush without context

(via aya-kashino)