I was looking though some emails i sent to my brother.
what the hell, me?
One was completely written in German, for no reason.
One of them was this joke:
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the…
I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. It’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.
i keep making stupid dick jokes and innuendos but the truth is i’m terrified of sex
i have an essay to finish and i have to study for my history test and i have to watch breaking bad all in 1 night my life is so hard and stressful i cant deal with this
remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)